Things We Just Need to Know

What is your name, or what would you like to be called?
How many years have passed since you were born?
Where in the world are you typing this from?
When you were born, the nurse said, “It’s a [____]!”

Part I (Please answer all questions.)

What music genre would you characterize your musical tastes under and what are five of your favorite bands in this genre?
What color is the one for you?
What are five of your favorite books and why do you like them? (Please name the authors, as well, so that we may verify, should we wish.)
What are three of your favorite movies? Why do you like them so much?
Who is your least favorite person and why do you not like this person? (This is not limited to famous faces. Anyone in your life counts. Please explain who they are to you and why you hate them so.)
You have found a band that makes you twitch with undisguised homicidal rage. Would you explain why you hate _____?

Part II (Please choose seven of the following to answer.)

What is your favorite dead baby joke?
Do you have any phobias and, if so, what are they?
Would you ever use spanking as a form of punishment and why?
“Never accept an uncooked pancake.” Is this good advice or not, and why ever so?
Write a haiku about squirrels. Now.
Tell us a long-winded joke that isn’t even slightly funny.
You have just signed on to star in a pornographic film. What will your pornstar nickname be?
Show us a funny picture.
Do you feel that society, today, has let their morals slide out the window? Why do you feel this way?
You have risen to stardom in an ancient civilization and the people of this civilization now consider you a god/dess. As a deity, what will you rule over and why?
You are an explorer with a small crew sailing somewhere in the Pacific Ocean when you stumble across a large, fertile island. You and your crew decide to land there and establish a new nation. What will the nation be called and what will be its motto?
You invent a time machine in which you may travel to any period of time in the past or future and observe some events that happened during that time without interferring with your envirornment. What time period do you travel to and why? What events would you want to observe? (If you choose to travel into the future, make up something.)

Part III (Answer all of the following.)

What would you say if someone were to tell you your favourite band sounds like nails scratching a chalkboard?
What is your favourite book? Write a short summary of it that would make us want to read it. (This must be a book not previously discussed.)
Write a short review for any television show currently on the air or write a short review for any movie that has been released in the past three years.
If you could meet anyone, dead, alive, fictional, and so on, who would it be and why?

Part IV (Choose five of the following to answer. The name two issues is non-negotiable, though.)

Homosexuality/Gay Marriages.
Death Penalty.
Body Modifications (scarification, plastic surgery, tattoos, and piercings).
Teenage Marriage.
Polygamy.
Cloning.
Religion.
The Right to Carry Firearms. (Americans only.)
The Exportation of Whale Meat.
War Drafts.
Drugs.
Abortion.
Promiscuity.
Terrorism.
Racism.
Underage Drinking.
Euthanasia.

Name two issues that you feel strongly about and that you have not discussed on this application. Please cite examples and make a brief summary.

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